[Scaryfatmaniffer]

Can we have some more rhyming fights, particularly from Mr. Dovey - the modern 21st century Lord Byron.

I am missing them already.

Chris

[Elmyra]

Not sue if this is what you want, Hey im new im aloud to be rubbish at first.
ok
either
Alan Rickman, a corn on the cob and some swiss cheese V a monkey and a hormonal woman named Louise

Or


Moses and a Tin of beans V a horse and saddle bags, a moose and a tub of vacaline.

knock yourself out!

[Elmyra]

Sorry,I get it now. Ok scrap that above and go for.

A rare bread farmer, A Llama and bananarama V
A stone, A Bone and a wise old crone

[Guest]

It must be easy to see, for whom victor shall be
The stone and bone, to the bread farmer will atone
And we would see, them slipping from memory.
Now the wise old crone, will against bananarama moan
Until she is kicked in the head, so by the Llama made dead.
   

[Elmyra]

Okay, Amazing, I take it you mean the wise crone wins tho! Very good! But have too much time on your hands!

[Elmyra]

dam i really should stop posting cuz no one is replying, well apart from the guest with too much time on there hands! Ok i'll try another rhyme one for y'all

A bald man, seven cans of spam and a small frying pan
VS
A hippo, the tellitubbie Po and some yellow snow.

[mattd]

Sounds like a challenge....

An elephant, a Caliph's aunt, a fire ant and some cheese
vs.
An overgrown yak, a brick in a sack, a man who goes "clack" with his knees

The overgrown yak would perhaps be distract,
By the large lump of cheese,
The Caliph's aunt, who's patience is scant,
Would go straight for the man with the knees

If he had any sense, in his own defence,
He would pick up the brick in the sack,
But if the old worm rode the pachyderm,
His chances would be rather cack

That leaves us now with the ant, who somehow,
Has got away without any harm,
But there's only the yak, and he's having a snack,
The first team has worked like a charm.


Rather one sided, in the end then, but the victory was based more on rhyming merit than any kind of logic.

[Elmyra]

Ok i dont know what has happened here but im glad to be a part of it, *Beems* I'll try a rhyming answer. Just give me a min to get my brain working!

God, you all put me to shame!

*shakes head and brain begins to rattle* Ok Ok,

Postman Pat and his black and white cat,
Vs
A pom Pom, A woman with no clothes on and A strawberry bon bon

In the land of greandale, where postman pat and jess come from,
there was a very visious attack, by the evil strawberry bon bon,
Postman arms him self to protect that tiny town,
but he never really expected a the strawberry to have a nudie woman to come down.
She placed to pom poms in places that made her more respected
and postman pat was helpless, as everyone expected.
The situation was dire and the bon bon thought he'd won.
But he hadent counted on jess the cat, who had just finished eating a bun.
The nudie lady fled, her alergie kicked in,
Postman pat broke from her spell and put the pom poms in the bin.
A now cowering starwberry, looked down at the two in dismay.
Then jess the cat, who was still hungry. Ate him and saved the day.
Hip Hip Hooray

I know its cheesey and there is a few bad rymes but. Moral of story, dont mess with a hungry cat. Although im not sure too many cats have cravings for buns and bon bons!

 

[Scaryfatmaniffer]

This is all too much ..............

Mein Heir you have created a monster.....