Author Topic: The Rat Man (Read 4806 times)

Phil · « **on:** October 25, 2003, 11:58:59 PM »

I hear the Rat Man actually has bought himself a new phone... whether this rumor is true or not i cannot tell for i cannot contact him... However, let it be known to all that were it to prove correct that good old Ratty has spent money on himself for a change instead of spending all his cash on other peoples drinks in the vain hope to achieve some small friendships (which alas he has failed in miserably thus far

), it would be the first time in the alledged 3032 years of his existance.

On a lighter note i am still the ultimate ninja badger

Scaryfatmaniffer · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2003, 09:44:18 AM »

If indeed this is the case then I have heard nothing from him. My belief is that he is gone in to vampiric torpor and will not awake for another millenium. However if he can be contacted I wouldn't half fancy a game of cards one evening.

Fat man.

mattd · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2003, 05:22:31 PM »

Ok, this really scared me... last night, in Stafford, I saw a man identical to Rat Man.

He was on the dance floor alone, with his shirt undone *shudder* playing air guitar to... something, I don't know what, I don't care what.

He had the appearance of the ratman perhaps a few years ago - still with the long hair, not quite as withered and still with some semblance of humanity. His name was Stavros, and he scared me.

Please, dear Lord, don't let the Rat Man be spreading...

mattd · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2003, 05:05:58 PM »

So yeah... gig in birmingham last night... saw another rat man... i'm getting worried now, perhaps he's started an underground... perhaps there has always been an underground, it's just been in a vampiric torpor for the last 100 years, and is only now surfacing again... *shudder*

Guest_Tarquin · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2004, 05:52:49 AM »

Now then, how are we all, just thought i would log in, Did you hear what the rat did? 2 nights before xmas eve, he pressed the door bell of my next door neighbour until he got out of bed, and answerd the door.

Whats going on there? I dont even keep battries in mine!

Aurifaber · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2004, 10:59:21 AM »

Tarquin

ive approved your account i had to change your email address as you spelt hotmail wrong so you didnt get activation email

Elmyra · « **Reply #6 on:** July 15, 2004, 06:29:13 PM »

ok Rat man? can somebody pls explain to a very confused lookig girl sitting over here!!

mattd · « **Reply #7 on:** July 15, 2004, 07:14:37 PM »

Paul Kelly, aka the Ratman... if you don't know him, you probably don't want to find out. Be careful mentioning him around Chris, too, for he will regale you with many a strange story of the Man That Is A Rat. I'll not say anything here... it might scare you too much.

Elmyra · « **Reply #8 on:** July 15, 2004, 08:17:47 PM »

Im ok with scary, i dont know him, but you said there was one here in stafford?!? should i fear for the children?

The Darklord · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2004, 10:34:42 AM »

I hope there is only one true rat man - and thats coming from me. Trust me elmyra you would not be ok with this kind of scary. Its not a big nasty gothic kind of scary like brooding ruins on wind swept moores. Its not going to destroy your soul in a vile faustian pact. It will leap upon you with a high pitched cry of TIIITS! try vainly to grope you then fall over in an alchoholic stupor while you kick it in the head and ribs - this will avail you little however for the true rat can not be harmed by conventional attacks!

Elmyra · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2004, 11:25:45 AM »

Oh my god it sounds quite terrifying, im glad i have never been in contact with this hidious abomination now! On a mopre positive note thought, i dont think we have andy here is Stafford or the surrounding areas! Im sure i would of noticed a thing like that! Its not really much but you can sleep a little easyer knowing that there is only one!
Mwah
Luv me

mattd · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:09:52 AM »

i sleep badly enough knowing there is at least one. believe me... you don't know.

on another note, are you from stafford then?

Elmyra · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2004, 03:16:03 AM »

yeh im from Stafford, its not really something i must boast about is it?

The Darklord · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2004, 08:49:59 PM »

Hey Elmyra I heard a strange rumour about a Fluffy bunny that got lots of big tough beastkin in trouble with a certain faction named after a mythological heraldic beast - you care to elaborate on that?

Elmyra · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2004, 10:40:05 PM »

I dont know what you mean! The bunny had nothing to do with it, it was the cubs produced by the bunny but thats as far as her involvement goes! The cubs on the other hand seemed to take after there father and caused a little to much trouble for the "faction named after a mythological heraldic beast". Well there only young, they didnt know! As for big tough beastkin, im not sure what you mean, the only beastkin that was ever invloved with the fluffy bunny were a little old and past it to be honest

The fluffy bunny is innocent! It was all the beastkins fault!

Author Topic: The Rat Man (Read 4806 times)

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