[ShadowEye]

Wen and Were did she Get Taken? i think We were Making that Much Noise no one could hear a thing.
think well do it more often

[madarcher]

Well she was in the card room (or the ex boys room, not sure of it's official title at the moment) with Kep and some random bloke. Kep went out to the loo and she had vanished when he got back. I'm not sure how much more is known...

[Artemisia]

sigh- Ruddy testosterone! WHO THE HELL GOES UP WHISTLERS RISE AFTER DARK!!! Told Hamish not to go but he never listens! Who the hell follows Hamish when he's off on one? Oh God! Losing one flirt is careless enough, but having eight warriors now in deep despair and depression is ...sigh
Don't worry boys, I'm sure Amethyst is enjoying herself with her captor(s). -always knew she'd be trouble- all that purple velvet and flouncing about.
Shadoweye - unless you are profoundly deaf -DON'T GO UP WHISTLERS RISE AFTER DARK!!! -mind you if you were singing, maybe the tables would have been reversed.
I'll go and check up on herbs - what the hell helps deranged minds? I could always just stun them all, at least it would be quiet for a bit. We could convert a wing of the Inn into a home for the futilely deranged... or use Hamish's boat as a rest home for depressed, over eager warriors- at least there's plenty of whisky there.
Ho hum! (did I mention whisky?- where did Hamish put his bag - I need a wee dram to help me think).

[madarcher]

Not being able to come tomorrow is driving me crazy - please promise me an update on here ASAP!!!

[Artemisia]

We could call it the Steve Silk Memorial Sanatorium for the Desperately Deranged, and offer rehab deals for the cursed and tormented. Spinach smoothies and orc massages...We could make a fortune.

[madarcher]

Ok, just got home, but now I need to get ready to go out again and I'm going mad wondering what's happening in Derarkshire - has she been rescued, ransomed or brutally murdered??!! Or have you just left her up there to get a bit of peace and quiet??

Actually, I have had quite a productive day cos I now have all my archery stuff in a proper little building with my very own key - so, Arti, when do you want that lesson?? Not that I'm sure you really deserve it after that 'purple velvet and flouncing' comment - bit harsh to reckon she deserves to be kidnapped just for a bit of flouncing I reckon!!

[Artemisia]

It was a perfectly reasonable comment considering her behaviour and causing the current problem of eight depressed fighters. If Amethyst wishes to return she'd better use her ample assets and magical skills to sort herself out - the boyz are undergoing treatment and aren't in a fit state to rescue a hamster let alone a flighty female (by the way, who was carrying who up the hill? - Herman Mong was a bit unclear on that.)
Meanwhile entertain yourself with making links between decapitated body, doctor from orphanage, artefacts from distant excavations, High Inquisitor, pancakes, pretty teenager witch (Rhys, behave!), skinned rabbit, putrid bandages and excessive cider and wine.
Have fun.
(tired... really, really tired...need sleep)

[madarcher]

Ok, how has Amethyst caused eight depressed warriers - she didn't exactly ask to get carried off by bandits, did she?? She also didn't ask them to go chasing off up there after her - she is the VICTIM of the kidnappers remember?? And she might be flighty and flirty, but she's never done anyone any harm and she always uses her magic for the good of the community 

As for the other issues, there's one that I'm definitely worried about - pretty tenage witch. Oh dear.

[ryan666]

Wow Artemisia is a very clever woman does she have sixth sense? Because as soon as she saw this new witch she kind of just giggled and said Amethyst is gunna hate this! I think Rhys did quite well christine what do you think? Considering every 5 minutes before she came he was saying "Is she fit???" lol.

[Artemisia]

Now look at this calmly Madarcher ...Was Amethyst carried off? We only have Mong's word for it and he was a bit difficult to understand. As I said, who was carrying who? Was she in on a plan? Was she really a victim? 60,000 gold lie behind this -who did the valuation? Who might know where the bankers draft was stashed? Who likes the good things in life and would hardly hang about in an inn in the middle of nowhere. Hmmm?
Hee, hee, hee

[alec42]

what the hell helps deranged minds?

According to the Void Magic rulebook, 'Crow Parsley' will restore sanity for 6 hours (non stackable) I'm not sure if this is a typo or if Illyrian flora is just a little more exotic that ours

 

[Artemisia]

Having pointlessly chased a few crows to nick their herbs, have decided it is a typo, so the boyz are having cow parsley (with a bit of crow guano seasoning- just in case). Yummy!
Jay is mixing it with Januarmia (for mild euphoria and relaxation) - but he and Arte really ought to check it works first, so the boyz will just have to wail for bit longer whilst the drow and the artist giggle in a corner.

Hang on in there Amethyst - we're coming to rescue you, honest! (when I can get up off the sofa) -Come on boyz - well, maybe one more dose of that fine medicine- aaah!

[alec42]

If it restores the sanity of an insane person, what does it do to the sane? Personally, if I had all my irrational or contradictory beliefs cancelled for six hours I'd probably get a bit upset.

[Artemisia]

Nope, didn't like the idea of being completely sane and sensible for six hours, so dodged the cow parsley- but the Januarmia was good Have you ever seen a drow giggle helplessly? I think I might have, but the last few hours were a bit fuzzy.