[Artemisia]

Ali and Christine will be pubbing from 5-ish on Sat 31st May - starting at Weatherspoons. Anyone else interested in joining us, you're welcome!!!
Stillettoes not mandatory.

[The Darklord]

I would have loved to but I cannot make it, just out of curiosity what type of stilletos where you thinking?

[Artemisia]

Hmm, 4inch deep red suede stilettos with bead details - but I can't afford them, so will just have to pretend. I'll probably still fall over, even if they are imaginary.

[The Darklord]

So not the sharp pointy italian knifey thing then?

[Artemisia]

I used to have a pair of really pointy stilettos that doubled as weapons - italian leather, rather than steel- but I'm sure it won't be long before there will be legislation against those too.

[The Darklord]

Don't get me started the new "samuri sword" (hate that expression) legislation has simply meant that before the start of april this year all traders wether legit sellers of proper japanese steel or dodgy market traders selling nasty wall hangers had huge sales to get rid of their stock, meaning idiots who want to be hard as well as legit martial artists have rushed to buy what they can and now prices for the legit stuff have gone through the roof!  So yeah, pointy shoes are the next logical target, there are even road safety campaigners clamouring for Jeremy Clarkson to be hung so we all stop killing ourselves on the road!!!

[madarcher]

Anyone else planning to join us on Saturday then...?

[Scaryfatmaniffer]

probably not sadly but...

I have to agree with those who wish to see jeremy Clarkson hanged - as it is illegal to spread hate against race, colour, creed, sexual orientation (in fact to even hold that viewpoint) whereas Clarkson et al.. encourage the mindless masses to drive like twats.

[madarcher]

I think just being Jeremy Clarkson deserves a pretty severe penalty to be honest...

[The Darklord]

Congrats on the knee jerk reactions there guys well done!  If we did hang clarkson and indeed every single motoring journalist, racing driver, video games developer, rock/rap/popstar what good would it do society?  Do you think mindless morons would suddenly start to behave in whatever way you feel socially acceptable?  And for that matter why should they?

[alec42]

I like Clarkson, he's honest (ish), and merely decadent as opposed actually malicious. I think we'd get on.