Author Topic: Fantasy Fight Club (Read 2864 times)

Phil · « **on:** December 19, 2003, 08:12:37 PM »

Tony Blair, George Bush and a small llama against Pharoe Tutenkamun, a small rabid iguana and 2 pints of milk.

do your worst.

Scaryfatmaniffer · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2003, 03:42:40 PM »

My opinion would be - depends on whether you are looking for a short term or long term solution to the fight. Tutankahoun would durely have great difficulty (being only a boy pharoah) in standing against the joined at the hip bosom buddies Tony and George - so therfore I would put them as a win =- howeve rin the long term one small nip from the iguana would leave Tony George and the llama dead (as of course would be the rabid iguana) leaving a points decision in favour of the two pints of milk.

Scaryfatmaniffer · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2003, 03:43:37 PM »

Would it count as a win still if the milk had gone off?

Guest_Phil · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2004, 01:14:58 PM »

Perchance the gone off milk could be a weapon in itself... the smell factor, THINK OF THE SMELL FACTOR!

asamoth · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2004, 04:16:30 AM »

Personally I would think this fight is all about curses, in ancient times the llama was cursed to have an awful odour, hence is still being able to curdle milk which it would of course do. Thus we now have a small llama, Tony and George are of course a curse of the modern world, where as Tutankahoun was not curse in life but after death many are contributed to him. Possibly including the sinking of the Titanic and several deaths we know these curses and the stupidity of the first two will equal out. Now that leaves the small llama and the rabid iguana, plus the now curdled milk. Iguana’s are known to be immune to curses so it’s a win on points to team B.

Scaryfatmaniffer · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2004, 07:13:40 PM »

How about : Mad FRankie Frazer, the demon belial and a pack of cards minus the queen of spades

against

Reg and Ronnie Kray, the archangel Gabriel and a loaded dice that always rolls a 4.

The Darklord · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2004, 01:32:02 PM »

Wait just a damn min here! Who the hell says iguanas are immune to curses? what proof do you have of this scurrilous and possibly dangerous beliefe? I am more than willing to concede that some iguanas may have protection against magic but all of them being immune to curses? Well thats just being silly in a perfectly sensible argument

Sarah · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2004, 01:47:03 PM »

do u think that the 2 pints of milk could be a weopon of mass destruction?

The Darklord · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2004, 01:34:15 PM »

Hmm dunno about mass destruction but if you lobbed the milk into a church at the right moment i think you could acheive mass disruption.

mattd · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2004, 04:42:10 PM »

You could challenge Chris to make a wine from it, that'd be pretty destructive.

Scaryfatmaniffer · « **Reply #10 on:** April 11, 2004, 11:57:50 PM »

Our rather surreal walking holiday led us into the drunken debauched realm of rhyming fight club -

All opponents on each side must rhyme :

so to start you off - Vlad the impaler, a rather gay sailor and a Norwegian Whaler against:

Baby Spice, the cast of Miami Vice and Tim Rice...

Please Discuss and post more seriously surreal fights.

mattd · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2004, 08:01:42 PM »

The combined team of Baby Spice, Miami Vice and Tim Rice is a deadly musical combination unequalled in dark power. Naturally, once the production had, uh, gone into production, the gay sailor would switch sides almost immediately - no musical is a musical without a sailor, and a gay sailor is just to be expected I guess. This leaves us with a small, singing army versus Vlad the Impaler and a Norwegian Whaler. We can assume the whaler has a harpoon gun, but his ammunition is limited, and certainly not enough faced with the entire cast of Miami Vice. He may however be able to lend his weapon to Vlad the Impaler, who has the obvious talent of Impaling. Using this new weapon, we can assume that even without his legendary vampiric powers Vlad would be kicking no small amount of ass, and possibly even hauling dead bodies back to his own side to then use against the opposing team again. In this time, Baby Spice would be complaining about her lack of a larger role, the gay sailor would be camping it up with the MV cast and Tim Rice would be left on his own being soundly thrashed by a Romanian warlord and a fat man shouting things in a strange language. Therefore, win goes to Vlad and the whaler.

How about, then:
A black cat, a mouldy hat, Lestat and Take That (all five)
vs.
Dick van Dyke, a man with a pike (the fish), Buddha on a bike and a working mic

Scaryfatmaniffer · « **Reply #12 on:** April 18, 2004, 07:57:04 PM »

That's seriously fucked up - MAtt.

Well done!!

The Darklord · « **Reply #13 on:** April 20, 2004, 12:34:34 PM »

If we are gonna be waxing lyrical then how about a new game?

Celebrity epitath. A quick one or two line epitath for random celebrities (or anyone else) living or dead that kind of sums them up
EG; "Elvis - yep really he is"

Any takers?

mattd · « **Reply #14 on:** April 20, 2004, 03:23:35 PM »

"Bruce Campbell - they came and got some"

Author Topic: Fantasy Fight Club (Read 2864 times)

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